how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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