i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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