At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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