He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal