Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(408): View more from California

hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner

(1-408): View more from California

if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

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(703): View more from Virginia

As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".

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(951): View more from California

I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal

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(585): View more from New York

you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.

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(928): View more from Arizona

Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.

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(623): View more from Arizona

We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight

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(631): View more from New York

Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.

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(214): View more from Texas

Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl

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(708): View more from Illinois

I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper

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