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I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.

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(517): I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie. http://tfl.nu/vu4d

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Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.

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(434): Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/fvia

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seriously i just wanna be friends

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pass

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(508): seriously i just wanna be friends (1-508): pass http://tfl.nu/b8w4

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.

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(262): I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day. http://tfl.nu/uzwr

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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.

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(908): My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar. http://tfl.nu/kqtr

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(314): View more from Missouri

The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired

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(314): The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired http://tfl.nu/0mk4

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness

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(505): I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness http://tfl.nu/jgsm

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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.

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What did you cook with whisky?

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We started a fire.

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(306): We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky. (1-306): What did you cook with whisky? (306): We started a fire. http://tfl.nu/4y3v

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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.

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(520): We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis. http://tfl.nu/wjfa

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(817): View more from Texas

But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities

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(817): But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities http://tfl.nu/pt4w

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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.

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(517): Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons. http://tfl.nu/2wud

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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.

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(740): Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina. http://tfl.nu/wkh7

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(720): View more from Colorado

my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.

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(720): my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am. http://tfl.nu/xw8k

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(928): View more from Arizona

You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?

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(928): You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect? http://tfl.nu/nafu

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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.

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(240): I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep. http://tfl.nu/5qdv

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