I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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