im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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