Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.