Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises