I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?