quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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