i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me