So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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