For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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