I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize