Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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