You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize
