im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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