Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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