Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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