No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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