people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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