i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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