soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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