Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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