I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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