I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Liz is crying about burritos again.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask