I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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