i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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Boobs are out for the taking
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will