He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule