I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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