maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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