So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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