This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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