Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
