Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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