I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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