Whats the glycemic index on semen?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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