Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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