what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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