or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Alive.
So much puke
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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