dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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