last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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