ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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