I hate all girls vehemently.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
