...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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