That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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