I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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