It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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