It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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