oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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