Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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