Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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