Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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