I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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