I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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