Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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