Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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