yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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