Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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